Funniest text I've ever gotten...

This came to my phone this morning from my very good friend, Kevin Cook (aka: Poison Waters).

"If a big fat man snatches you up and throws you in a bag, don't be afraid. It's just Santa collecting his Ho's. I'm texting you from the bag. Bring alcohol!"



I'm still laughing. He's literally the funniest person I've ever known.

Happy Wednesday! xoxo